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Vampire Essay ThingVAMPIRES Originally, there was a separate species known as VAMPIRES, as opposed to the "humans" known as vampires today. This species had fangs, and as a defense mechanism the fangs, when they bit you, would inject a chemical into your body that slowed down the process of cell division, making the victim age more slowly and allowing him/her/it to live for many years longer than other humans, although a side effect of the "venom" was that it knocked the victim out for an hour or two. However, as an added bonus to the VAMPIRES, they would also suck out a certain amount of blood from the victim, causing the victim to not have enough bloodVampire Essay Thing
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Big Zen Hats The Final HattingOur story begins on a fine summer night in that wondrous place of magical wonders, the Mausoleum. The Mausoleum is located outside the old, almost completely abandoned town of Bizenghast, and was completely empty at the time of this story except for one human and two Tower Guards. "Look! Look!" Edaniel was saying. "I've got the jammiest super-duper hair!" He proudly displayed his head to the other two. "True," said Dinah. "But your tail looks truly awful. It's all flobbity." "It is?" Edaniel started chasing his tail like an actual cat would, desperately trying to see his tail. He finally grabbed it and starBig Zen Hats The Final Hatting
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- Favourite movie: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE! :D And then Stardust.
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- Favourite genre of music: Rock. That's obvious.
- Favourite artist: ...am I required to answer this question?
- Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett (but LOTR is still my fave book :D)
- Favourite photographer: Harry Paul :D sadly that might actually be true...
- Favourite style of art: Manga?
- Skin of choice: My own, thank you very much.
- Favourite game: The Prisoner's Dilemma (I'm a SMART lunatic :D)
- Favourite cartoon character: Bleach Man!!!!!
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