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"I almost choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it, box and all. But the bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."
~Edaniel (from Bizenghast)
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"I almost choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it, box and all. But the bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."
~Edaniel (from Bizenghast)
it was nice seeing you again
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You like ramen...?
Ok now I know you but you don't know me here.....?
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"I almost choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it, box and all. But the bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."
~Edaniel (from Bizenghast)
F_DL
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Are you the lady with the lamp or the laddy with a limp?
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"I almost choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it, box and all. But the bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."
~Edaniel (from Bizenghast)
F_DL
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Are you the lady with the lamp or the laddy with a limp?
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